mizz_ELAINE

i'm from texas. i ride a horse. i have a big barn and i like to spit watermelon seeds on all the tractors that pass by. it's so fun that i get tired at the end of the day. i'll drink a big budweiser afterwards while i tear up the bucket of fried chicken on my front porch. gourmet food at your fingers tips darlin'. when i feel like it, i get all dressed up and put my bestest clothes on so that i can look damn good while i go to wal-mart. i swear, that place thinks its so high class i have to pretend to be somebody special when i walk up in there. geez. anyways, i look up at the stars sometimes and say "gee whiz.....we all under them stars....all them people in texas and all them people in new mexico. i wonder what those folks be doin' in new mexico. so i will say this----i give a shout out to my bootyful friend rachel out there in albuquerque cuz she so pretty. she's even got someone special in her life. lucky dog that boy. he'll be able to eat her mom's cookies that she bakes. if i was there, i would tear up her mom's kitchen and eat all them damn cookies. one day i'll go to albuquerque and make my dreams come true. i don't have to go fancy to wal-mart and buy expensive ass cookies....i could get them cookies free (yup, i said it FREE) and bettah at rachel's mom's house. now, that my friends, is what life is all about. them damn cookies. who cares about your damn friends when you can use the crap out of them to get some damn cookies. cookies. that's all i want in life. i don't want fancy clothes. just cookies. boy, you bettah get your hands outta my fried chicken bucket!!!!!!!!!!! i'm gonna tell your momma!" your most favoritest southern girl straight from the corn fields of texas is signing off....... ps. come meet me in wal-mart for some fun lovin'. you best be knowing what i'm talking about! E L A I N E (eat your hear out baby)